- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
alternate titles for Frozen
- Kristen Bell can sing and everyone is surprised
- Jonathan Groff sings for 51 seconds wtf
- Hans is a douche
- Idina Menzel could sing the phone book and I would cry
- [muffled sounds of Boss Ass Bitch playing in the distance]
- I’m not crying you’re crying
- Let’s see it again